Joke - Blondes.
A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind man hollers to the bartender, "Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do. What's more, the bloke sitting next to me is blond and he's a heavyweight boxer. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. D'ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind guy says, "Ah, nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do. What's more, the bloke sitting next to me is blond and he's a heavyweight boxer. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. D'ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind guy says, "Ah, nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
posted by Poromenos at 3:09 PM
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Your family is currently being held in a ski resort in Swizerland. We look after our hostages.
P.S. We will not accept any more kidnapping applications. We are full, thanks.
You guys are so finicky. You complain about no one posting comments and getting tons of visitors, but most of those hits are probably the same people each day popping in to read a new installment. Maybe you should make it your goal to post something a few days a week, instead of making 7 posts on one day, then nothing for a week or two.
Sure, if you like it better that way, we could hold the posts and publish them little by little... Although it's hard to think of topics, so any comments on that too are welcome!
Also, comments and visitors are not the same thing :P We never said we don't get many visitors, just that the visitors don't post comments!
Poro is sexy and I want him to bear my children!
-Yelisa.
I am afraid I am unable to bear your children due to my lack of a uterus. Sex can be arranged, though!
But can't you make some sort of arrangement to bear my children and have great sex too? For me? *flutter*
-Yelisa
No, sorry. The sex is always great for both (or however many) people when I'm involved, but children are up to you to bear!
Well isn't that just like a man...lazy bastard!
(sorry, my old male-bashing self just reappeared for a moment)
WTF hoe, ur burning ma diner, get off the damned computer!
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