I should have said that.
I am sure everyone has had a moment in our lives where we thought, "Damn! I really should have said that!". Like when you realize that the cute woman sitting next to you in the bus was staring at you while you were getting off, you think "I really should have talked to her." or when you watch your wife drive off the edge of a cliff you think "I really should have told her that I removed the brake fluid for repairs today". It's these small moments that you will end up regretting for a long time.
But, fear not. I am here to save the day. There are a few simple steps you can follow to cut down on the amount of regretting you do. First and foremost, of course, is to not do something you might regret. So, the next time you see a cute girl, talk to her. It is better to get shot down every time than to think that there was a one in a million chance that she might not have spit on you. Of course, we both know you are too chickenshit to talk to a woman, so here is the next piece of advice:
Try your best to recreate the circumstances which you regret. If you missed the woman on the bus, get on the bus again (don't be afraid of looking stupid, you do anyway) and talk to her. If you killed your wife, serve your time, get married again, remove the brake fluid again and this time, tell her about it. This is a surefire way to relieve your conscience and help you sleep better at night.
I hope this short guide has helped you to improve your quality of life significantly. As always, cute women email me at idontgivemyemailtoanyone@domain.com.
But, fear not. I am here to save the day. There are a few simple steps you can follow to cut down on the amount of regretting you do. First and foremost, of course, is to not do something you might regret. So, the next time you see a cute girl, talk to her. It is better to get shot down every time than to think that there was a one in a million chance that she might not have spit on you. Of course, we both know you are too chickenshit to talk to a woman, so here is the next piece of advice:
Try your best to recreate the circumstances which you regret. If you missed the woman on the bus, get on the bus again (don't be afraid of looking stupid, you do anyway) and talk to her. If you killed your wife, serve your time, get married again, remove the brake fluid again and this time, tell her about it. This is a surefire way to relieve your conscience and help you sleep better at night.
I hope this short guide has helped you to improve your quality of life significantly. As always, cute women email me at idontgivemyemailtoanyone@domain.com.
posted by Poromenos at 3:45 AM
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In this, it states " Like when you realize that the cute woman sitting next to you in the bus was staring at you while you were getting off, you think "I really should have talked to her."" Really, what would you say to the woman on the bus who was watching you jerk off? Obviously she wasn't attracted enough to youto be helping, or she would have, yet she doesn't give you up either. which means it entertains her. So really, the only thing you should have said to her, Thanks for watching!
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Nope. Telling her "I'm picturing you naked" is a surefire to win her over, because she doesn't know if you're thinking of your wife or whatever. That will tell her for sure that you are interested and are willing to go to great lengths to show her.
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