Women (revisited).
Riddle me this: Why do women have to make it utterly and painfully clear that they absolutely will not, never-ever, not-if-every-man-on-earth-dies-except-you, have sex with you? You're hanging out with your friends (women included), and you (or someone, anyway) makes a completely harmless joke about you and the woman having sex. The woman always says something like "not in your lifetime". Why do they say that? Do they think that responding to the joke equals having slept with the person, and that will label them as easy?
It is very, VERY annoying when they do that, since the entire fun of hanging out with girls is the innuendoes (and sometimes the sex), and it's good fun anyway. What is it, girls, do you feel superior by doing that to someone? Does it make you feel powerful that someone made a joke about you? Well, it's mean, and I couldn't bring myself to do that to a woman. By the way, it's not about actually having sex. 99% of the time, I'm not even attracted to the girl I joke with. It's also not about actually not wanting to have sex, I have had it from women that were much less attractive than me (yes, they were THAT ugly). Also, most of the time it's not a subtle dismissal. It is an EARTH-SHAKING ROAR that shouts "YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND I AM NOT BLIND, I AM JUST WEARING THESE EYEPATCHES TO AVOID LOOKING AT YOU" right in your ear.
This entry is deliberately short (well, not deliberately, I ran all out of anger). Expect better posts later.
And, by the way, ladies, a hint: When guys joke about sex, they're only half-kidding, so if you want all the copulation, take it half-seriously.
It is very, VERY annoying when they do that, since the entire fun of hanging out with girls is the innuendoes (and sometimes the sex), and it's good fun anyway. What is it, girls, do you feel superior by doing that to someone? Does it make you feel powerful that someone made a joke about you? Well, it's mean, and I couldn't bring myself to do that to a woman. By the way, it's not about actually having sex. 99% of the time, I'm not even attracted to the girl I joke with. It's also not about actually not wanting to have sex, I have had it from women that were much less attractive than me (yes, they were THAT ugly). Also, most of the time it's not a subtle dismissal. It is an EARTH-SHAKING ROAR that shouts "YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND I AM NOT BLIND, I AM JUST WEARING THESE EYEPATCHES TO AVOID LOOKING AT YOU" right in your ear.
This entry is deliberately short (well, not deliberately, I ran all out of anger). Expect better posts later.
And, by the way, ladies, a hint: When guys joke about sex, they're only half-kidding, so if you want all the copulation, take it half-seriously.
posted by Poromenos at 3:53 AM
1 Comments:
the innuendoes are a great point of chillin w/ guys as well, and of course theres the sex...that shoudn't be the only reason to hang out w/ girls. i hate girls who stupidly try to dismiss a guy when he does this...and other people who cannot comprehend humor.
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